watsonwarrior said: Marry me

chuckpalahniuk:

This is so obvious — and always the way it happens.  Take note:

When you are single, no one wants you.  The moment you get married, everyone wants you.   It’s a universal truth.

saoithe said: I really liked your books. But the fight club movie wasn't half as good as the machinist., thank you for helping me get through my struggles i love you please know this that when youre sad or lonely you have so many people to count on ,i really want to know who you are

chuckpalahniuk:

Yeah, ‘The Machinist’ was a lot of laughs.  Glad to see you using caps.  And punctuation.  You are not fucked. 

I had a good laugh on this one too!

Anonymous said: Chuck palahniuk, you're my hero?

chuckpalahniuk:

Your question mark is troubling….

Simple humor amuses me.

This is what you call a #comfortdrink.

This is what you call a #comfortdrink.

Some people are easier to love when you don’t have to be around them.
Welsh lets you deal with a book which has a newspaper system guide on how to speak Scottish English correctly and, yes, I want to master it. Now I can’t wait for daytime to buy Porno and Skagboys. I’m in love with these skagboys. This book is definitely one of the best reads.

Welsh lets you deal with a book which has a newspaper system guide on how to speak Scottish English correctly and, yes, I want to master it. Now I can’t wait for daytime to buy Porno and Skagboys. I’m in love with these skagboys. This book is definitely one of the best reads.

15 mins #vamosargentina #worldcup #puyatan

15 mins #vamosargentina #worldcup #puyatan

doubledaybooks:

But actually…

doubledaybooks:

But actually…

This is fucking amazing! 👍 the website is live! #amazingamy #gonegirl #gonegirlmovie #findamazingamydotcom

This is fucking amazing! 👍 the website is live! #amazingamy #gonegirl #gonegirlmovie #findamazingamydotcom

I’m obsessed with bones. And, yes, with abs as well.

mymania:

Caitlyn Siehl (What We Buried)

mymania:

Caitlyn Siehl (What We Buried)

You were a dialect I was once so fluent in.
You were the first word that I ever wanted to write.

A hundred years from now, someone will find us.

You, sitting like a stone on my chest;
my bones broken in half to make way for the weight
of all that you’ve left behind.

You will lie to everyone you love.
They will love you anyways.